As we are walking, I catch a glimpse of a student ahead of me. It looks like he brought with him a foam sword of some sort. Ugh, I'm going to have to confiscate that. I approach him. "Hey There. It looks like you might have a toy or something with you? What is that?" I inquire. "it's just a sword, dude. Foam. Haven't you ever played sword fighting?" Two other boys chuckle. They're clearly talking about something that they think gay men do for fun. Boy, do they have much to learn. "Well, unfortunately, were going to have to leave those at the front desk until you guys leave. Sorry about that. If you two have them, let's have you guys come along too. I'll show you the back way to the gym where there just happens to be a secret room with air hockey in it if you guys want." They nod their heads in agreement.